Sweden vs. Trump

In the days leading to the verdict in the A$AP Rocky trial, two weeks ago, someone put out a superbly conceived, IKEA-style manual for the benefit of Donald Trump and others, titled The $wedish Justice System (Presidential Edition).  For those who need some background on the case and Trump’s tweets, you can scroll down the home page of this specially created website or read this.

Here are some extracts from the manual:

First of all, you can't pay bail because Sweden doesn't have a bail system. This one might be tricky to understand (even for a very stable genius) but it means you can't buy your way to freedom.

Unlike other places *cough cough* presidents can't interfere with an ongoing investigation. While waiting you could grab a traditional Swedish "fika" and maybe a covfefe? Enjoy!

Sorry, but Sweden doesn't care about you, your tweets or your attacks. In fact, only 10% of the Swedish population likes you. But maybe that makes us one of those shithole countries?

For a slightly more mobile-friendly version of the manual, click here.