“I’m not a cat”
A Texas lawyer logged into a court hearing via Zoom with a kitten filter accidentally turned on. When the judge noticed it, and pointed it out, he replied that he was aware of it, that he didn’t know how to disable it, and he had someone working on that. Nonetheless, the lawyer felt the need to clarify things further, which resulted in this priceless exchange:
Lawyer: I’m here live. I’m not a cat.
Judge: I can see that.