Stolen Manhood

Excerpts from an unverified report out of Ghana

A 33-year-old Zimbabwean man, Peter Runako has been fined for using another person’s manhood to impregnate three women.

Runako on Friday admitted before a village council of elders that, he used the phallic of a Harare businessman to service the three women at night. The businessman (name withheld) complained of sexual weakness a day after he returned from a holiday in Domboshava, a rural community where he visited his sick mother. Runako confessed being a wizard and said that he was contracted by a family member to mount spiritual attacks on the Harare businessman.

It seems that as part of making amends to the businessman, Runako made a sacrifice to the gods which resulted in an “astronomical” increase in his “appetite for sex”.

‘I am on fire. My wife now calls me the lion King’, the businessman told our correspondent.