The Cure for Having a Teenager
Via a series of wacky radio spots, narrated by someone who- we are to assume- is a cranky German psychiatrist, Pedigree makes a hilarious case for pet adoption. Here’s a peek:
Did you know the rational part of a teenager’s brain switches off to allow the rest of the brain to develop? That's where you're living with a total buzzkill. A droopy house plant of a human. ‘This ice cream sucks’. ‘This holiday sucks’. Everything ‘sucks’, except for the stuff that totally ‘blows’.
You spent $10,000 on braces, and you're not even sure he'll smile again. He's too sedentary to run away. Your only option is adoption.