‘Tale of intercontinental incontinence’

When the news first broke that a passenger on an Air India flight had allegedly urinated on a co-passenger, the Indian media took a tried, tested, and tortured approach to label the incident, so as to grab attention.  Falling back on a much used-and-abused suffix, they’ve been widely referring to the incident as ‘Pee-gate’.  Well, a leading business website has struck gold in what seems to be a quest to look beyond that for wordplay to amuse its readers.  To quote:

The seating arrangement in the alleged peeing incident on an Air India flight adds a possible twist in this tale of intercontinental incontinence.