Flush Your Ex

Sustainable toilet paper brand, Who Gives a Crap, has announced a Valentine’s Day campaign that invites you to recycle love letters from you ex into toilet paper.  To quote from the campaign website:

Turn your ex’s empty promises into something that’s actually useful this Valentine's Day. Mail us your old love letters and we'll turn them into 100% recycled toilet paper!

Send us your cursed correspondence — the sappy compliments, bad poetry, any other paper remnants taking up psychic space in your sock drawer — and we'll deliver it to our production facilities to be transformed into eco-friendly TP.

Because nothing says closure like knowing that someone, somewhere is putting those sweet nothings exactly where they belong.