Singles for Singles

From Canada: fast-food chain Pizza Pizza has a Valentine’s Day promotion intended to “celebrate with singles and promote love for everyone”.  Tying in with its brand message that “everyone deserves pizza”, it is offering a free single slice of pizza to customers who identify as single. To be specific:

Free slice redeemable to all single or single-adjacent relationship statuses, including but not limited to: Single, Ready to Mingle, Uncoupled, Decoupled, Friends With (or Without) Benefits, Secret Side-Piece, Backup Plan, Backup Backup Plan, Friend-Zoned, On-Again-Off-Again, or Will-They-Won’t They. Proof of relationship status not required.