A Naked Man, a Stolen Bus, and a Dead Deer

Quite the news headline:

Police: Naked man steals school bus with dead deer in back, leads officers on chase


Except that he wasn’t naked when he stole the bus. And he put the dead deer in it himself.  From the police report:

The driver of the bus fled on foot through a wooded area after leaving the bus behind.

As the male fled from Police, he led them through parking lots and a busy traffic areas which had vehicles entering and exiting businesses. The male stripped his clothing as he fled from Police and after being apprehended in the nude, admitted to taking the bus earlier in the day after crashing a BMW vehicle. The defendant was positively identified as Tony Saunders.

Saunders said that he had taken the vehicle and had placed a deceased deer in the back of the bus and was going to drive the deer to his residence and use the deceased deer as fertilizer for his garden.