Drunk driver calls 911 on himself
Excerpts from an exchange between a local sheriff’s deputy in Nebraska and a driver whom he pulled over.
Deputy: “Do you know why I stopped you?”
Driver: “Yeah, because I was on the wrong side of the road.”
Deputy: “Yeah, is there a reason for that?”
Driver: “No, but I must have missed an exit.”
Then this, regarding the 911 call that led the Deputy to locate the driver:
Deputy: “Were you the one that called in?”
Driver: “Yeah, because I thought somebody was on the wrong side of the f**king road, bro.”
Deputy: “Turns out it was you.”
Driver: “Yeah. Like a dumb [expletive].”