‘The most advanced hydro-muscular workout device’
That’s the latest bonkers pitch from canned water brand Liquid Death. This is how the campaign video explains it:
With other workout devices there's no easy way to hydrate but now there's the Chest Blaster by Liquid Death. It may look just like a can of Liquid Death but the Chest Blaster harnesses the power of hydrodynamic inertia to sculpt tone and completely hydrate in a fraction of the time of other devices. Workouts that used to take hours now last only about 20 seconds. Simply grip it and rip it while you sip it.