‘Prominent, wobbling bulge’ in pants leads to man’s arrest

No, it wasn’t what you might think. 

To quote from a news report:

A Taiwanese man is facing charges after being caught smuggling live animals in his pants at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK) in Bangkok last week. Authorities discovered three animals – two otters and a prairie dog taped under the traveler's boxer shorts after security guards became suspicious of a prominent, wobbling bulge below his waist.