When a head dunk in pickle needs to be reported

The first report was by the local police department in New Jersey, under whose jurisdiction the incident happened:

Sometimes there are no appropriate words for the actions one takes. This gentleman decided to walk into Heritage’s and dunk his head in the large bin of pickles which caused the store to have to remove them for sale. We are withholding the video since he was apparently videoing the incident himself with his cell phone, probably for “likes”, and we do not want to give him more attention than he deserves. If you know who he is please call 856-881-1500 or email cbernardo@glassboropd.org.

It set into motion creatively worded news reports such as this…

A pickle prankster is in a bit of a dill-emma with the law.

…and this:

A man has found himself in quite a, um, pickle in South Jersey.

Eventually, when the police gave an update, they too got a bit creative:

We certainly relish the community's help in bringing attention to the pickle we were in yesterday when trying to identify the young man involved in the incident at the Heritage's store in town. We are happy to report that he personally called and took accountability for his actions. Going forward, we would be dillighted if other incidents, especially those of a more serious nature, get the same exposure.