News of Jesus… from Florida

A case of a news writer having fun.  Excerpts from a report on the BocaNewsNow.com website:

Boca Raton Cops Arrest Jesus On Christmas Eve

A Palm Beach County judge — apparently tired of waiting for Jesus to return — issued a warrant for his arrest. And the City of Boca Raton Police Department executed that warrant on Christmas Eve. Jesus Macedanino of Davie was taken into custody Tuesday evening. Jesus is now spending Christmas in the Palm Beach County Jail.

While Jesus’ arrest report continues to be processed by the Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, the jail tells BocaNewsNow.com that his alleged sins include one count of failing to appear for a court hearing, one count of violating probation, and one count of operating a motor vehicle without valid registration. He is being held on $2,000 bond.

Jesus lives in the 500 block of SW 132nd Terrace in Davie. Aside from bond, the traffic citation issued carries a $264 fine. None of this should be an issue, as it’s widely believed that Jesus saves.