Tale of a ‘dazed and confused’ failed robber

To quote from a police report out of Ontario, Canada:

On December 18, 2024 at 12:30 p.m. Hamilton Police responded to BMO bank located at 375 Upper Paradise Road for a robbery.

Investigators learned a lone, male suspect arrived at the financial institution on a bicycle, leaving the bike outside by the building. Entering the business, the suspect approached a bank teller, passed a note demanding cash and verbally threatened the employee while motioning they were in possession of a weapon. The suspect was confronted by other employees in the bank and the suspect fled empty handed.

Upon exiting BMO bank, the suspect returned to his bicycle location only to discover a fellow delinquent had stolen his bike. The dazed and confused male then kicked their legs in high gear and escaped north on Upper Paradise Road…. on foot.