Cheek2Cheek Dating App

To be more specific, it’s being pitched as a “poop-centric” dating app for “fecal aficionados”.  The founder of Tushy, the bidet company behind the app, explains the idea thus:

People's bathroom habits and comfort levels of pooping in front of a partner can be very divisive for a relationship and this app can help hash out those issues once and for all. With Cheek2Cheek you will be able to meet someone with a similar comfortability level about pooping as you.

According to this report in Forbes:

Aside from the standard matching criteria (age, gender, location, etc.,) Cheek2Cheek will also encourage and allow users to upload specifics about their bowel movements, bathroom habits and other butt/gut health related issues. This sounds absolutely horrible. While we’ve accepted fecal culture with a mildly open mind, taking that information and sharing it as some sort of attraction factor is a level of personal openness that even the most kink-centric dating apps dare not reach.

Once users sign up for Cheek2Cheek (likely while on the toilet, already doom scrolling through their apps) they can include pictures of themselves and their poop. That’s right, this app encourages fecal fetish pictures, as well as pictures of users’ physical bathrooms or toilet setups. Even though this app is poop-focused, it wouldn’t hurt to clean your bathroom a bit before posting it on a dating app you savages. Users, like other dating apps, can scroll through profiles and like or pas. If users match, they can message each other and the app also offers face-to-face video chat which again, will likely be used on the toilet because that’s where we are with this.

This is how the company website describes the app:

Cheek2Cheek is the first and only mobile dating app that matches you based on your booty preferences. Using a state-of-the-fart algorithm, Cheek2Cheek will find you the perfect ass for you to kiss and the only rump you’ll want to hump.