‘Rampaging badger chases customer’

The exact headline:

Rampaging badger chases customer around Midlands petrol garage as she clings to curry

And this, from the report:

Despite appearances, the badger wasn't actually shopping, more so a case of nature quite literally calling: "He didn't take anything, he just ran into the loos." [the customer] said.

“I was scared though when he chased after me, I dropped my curry trying to get away by going down two different aisles, he was always close behind until he went into the bathroom. It's the first badger I've ever seen alive.”