Scorpion Valentine

A Valentine’s Day offer from Topo Chico Hard Seltzer gives you the opportunity to send a scorpion to your ex.  To be more specific:

Recipients will receive one edible, Manchurian Scorpion (non-poisonous) coated in a strawberry-guava inspired flavoring. The scorpion will arrive to recipients in a heart-shaped box.

Why?  To quote from the offer FAQs:

As a brand that lives to provide the unexpected, we’re excited to bring folks a different way to celebrate this traditionally ~red-roses and romance~-focused holiday. What better way to do so, than by tapping into our southwestern roots with a Scorpion Valentine.