The World’s First Shaving Mouse
A prank product from gaming brand Razer, to mark All Fools’ Day. To quote from the website:
Things can get hairy when you’re on a bad losing streak. Thankfully, we’ve got the solution that’ll shave the day. Put on your best game face with the Razer Razer—the world’s first shaving mouse powered by Razer Chroma™ RGB, designed for an ultra-clean shave that brings out your A-game.
360 Follicles Per Second (FPS)
Spend more time gaming and less time shaving with ergonomically angled microblade panels designed for smooth, seamless strokes.Instant Performance Boost
After shaving with the Razer Razer, test subjects have reported a marked increase in gaming performance of up to 69%.Light-induced Skin Rejuvenation
With access to 16.8 million colors and a suite of lighting effects, apply your preferred settings and experience smoother, more supple skin with every subsequent shave.
There’s also a set of amusing FAQs:
Can the Razer Razer be used on areas other than my face?Yes. But please, for the love of all that is good, wash the Razer Razer before you plan to shave your face again.
Help! Using the Razer Razer has made me too OP in my favorite game. Are there any ways to reverse the effect?The performance buff of the Razer Razer will gradually fade as your hair regrows. However, if you’d like to immediately perform worse, we recommend temporarily switching to non-Razer products.
Were any Razer employees harmed during testing?Define ‘harmed’.