‘The sweatiest and sexiest film for tinned tomatoes’

That’s from a post on a leading ad review website.  It’s a film alright but is it a commercial?  Does the brand shown even exist?  I don’t know.  All I could find was a bare bones website for the brand that was created less than a month ago. Adding to my confusion is the film itself. As another reviewer put it:

Inspired by retro Calvin Klein spots, the film features a shirtless model rollerblading into fearless poses as a bombastic voiceover delivers a recipe for [Puttanesca] sauce. You'll be craving something after viewing, though it may not be pasta.

You have to see it to believe it.

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