‘Retirement Home Ape Heist’

Now that’s a description that you don’t get to see very often.

To quote the exact headline of a news report out of Australia, on the website of The Age:

‘I stole a gorilla, so what?’ Man behind retirement home ape heist appears in court

For those who may be wondering, the ‘ape’ in question is a life-size gorilla statue named Gary, that was stolen in June.   A search of the phone of the accused, revealed a text message that read “lol I stole a gorilla so what”.