Squirrels on a Train

A rush hour train service in the UK had to be cancelled after a couple of squirrels boarded the train and one of them “refused to leave”.  A spokesperson for the railway was quoted by Reuters saying this:

We can confirm that the 0854 Reading to Gatwick was terminated at Redhill after a couple of squirrels boarded the train at Gomshall without tickets, breaching railway byeclaws.

We attempted to remove them at Redhill, but one refused to leave and was returned to Reading to bring an end to this nutty tail.