Liquid Death Pit Diaper

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Liquid Death has done it again, pushing absurdist marketing to new extremes with its latest product: the Pit Diaper, a collaboration with Depend.

Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like: a diaper for concertgoers who refuse to leave the pit, no matter how much water (or beer) they’ve chugged.

Endorsed by metalcore legend Ben Koller (of Converge, Mutoid Man and more), the Pit Diaper promises to lock away recycled Liquid Death while neutralizing odors so you can keep raging to your favorite songs without worrying about leaks – or judgment.

Made from cruelty-free quilted pleather and adorned with chains and spikes, the $75 Pit Diaper blends seamlessly into any metal concert outfit. The brand says it’s both a fashion statement and a functional piece of concert gear.