‘Watering’ the weeds

An excerpt from another amusing social media post by the Polk County Sheriff’s office (PCSO) in Florida, of a recent arrest:

The PCSO night shift was just underway, and nobody ever knows what the night holds for them. Especially when there’s a full moon. IYKYK.

Deputy Ford was on patrol in Lakeland near Ariana Street and Plateau Avenue.

That’s when he saw Doug… a man on the go. Or rather, a man who really had to go.

Doug was on the road, watering the weeds without a watering can. His pants were half-down. Unless you’re more of an optimist, then his pants were half-up.

Doug saw Deputy Ford, and Deputy Ford saw more of Doug than he cared to see.

PS: Alongside the report, there’s a comic book style illustration of the crime scene that’s worth checking out