‘Quite good and quite illegal’

To quote from a report by the police department of Commerce City, Colorado, posted alongside footage of a fire-juggling unicyclist:

This post was certainly not on our Bingo card, yet here we are.

The intersection of US-85 and 60th isn't exactly the Las Vegas Strip... or is it?

We got numerous calls the other day when drivers were treated to a little stoplight entertainment courtesy of this fire-juggling unicyclist.

Our drone caught his act, which was both quite good and quite illegal (trespassing in the median, impeding traffic by not vacating the crosswalk in time).

We actually regularly do enforcement efforts at this intersection to ensure that pedestrians selling wares and services aren't interfering with you and the roadway and it's worked. We don't often get reports like this anymore... well to be fair... we have NEVER gotten a report quite like this one.

So let's all take a moment to appreciate this man's talents then all agree that we aren't going to do stuff like this. Mmkay?