Man charged over ‘using seagull as a weapon’

That’s according to a news report out of Oban, Scotland.  To quote:

Oban police investigate after report of man using seagull as a weapon

Police in Oban have charged a man who is alleged to have assaulted someone with a seagull.

Officers were called to Queens Park Place near Station Square on Saturday June 27 after members of the public raised the alarm when a man allegedly grabbed two seagulls from the street and used one to attack a member of the public.

There was no evidence of the birds being injured in the incident.