Flush with Excitement… literally

From Ohio: A minor league baseball team has announced an unusual “VIP seating experience” at its home stadium—a row of toilet seats that are placed right behind the home plate.  To quote from the press release:

In a bid to combine comfort with a splash of fun, the Lake County Captains, in partnership with Roto-Rooter, are excited to unveil the first-ever “Roto-Rooter Toilet Row” at Classic Auto Group Park. This unique seating experience, a groundbreaking first in Minor League Baseball, will offer fans the opportunity to enjoy the game from the comfort of deluxe, high-end toilets positioned right behind home plate.

Starting today, fans can snag one of these eight exclusive “throne seats” and watch the game seated in style. These aren’t just any seats; they're super comfortable, elegantly designed, and offer unparalleled views of the action. Each ticket holder in Toilet Row will also enjoy personalized attention from Horatio, our dedicated bathroom attendant, who will ensure that your needs are met with mouthwash, combs, and gum — keeping you fresh throughout the game.

“Everyone deserves a VIP experience, and with Toilet Row, we’re taking that to a whole new level,” said Jen Yorko, General Manager of the Lake County Captains. “Thanks to Roto-Rooter, fans can now enjoy the game from the best ‘seat’ in the house.”