Faux Hair Thong

To quote from the product description on the website of shapewear brand, Skims:

Our most daring panty yet. Hand-made in a super sheer, stretch mesh, this string thong features a mix of curly and straight faux hair in twelve different shade variations. Complete with elastic side straps. Fits true to size.

And these are some excerpts from the NY Post report of the launch:

Kim Kardashian doesn’t beat around the bush — she slaps a price tag on it.

As pop culture’s premier provocateur, the Skims bigwig, 44, is now peddling panties spangled with synthetic pubic hair in a variety of colors, lengths and textures.

And the fuzzy, buzzy undies — officially the Ultimate Bush micro string thong — have sent the fur flying online.

Critics of the controversial underclothes have threatened Kim K with fashion jail time due to their startling look, while fans of the $32 underpants — which have already sold out since debuting Tuesday — hail her a marketing “genius.”

It’s the era of lady-crotch commodification.

As style savants like Doja Cat and Julia Fox lead the charge in bringing back the “full bush” — showcasing their downstairs hairs on red carpets and runways, prompting everyday women to follow suit in their bikini bathing suits — it only makes sense for Kardashian to make dollars off of the craze.