A proposal mooted by the Florida Attorney General for a detention facility in the middle of the Everglades:
Alligator Alcatraz: the one-stop shop to carry out President Trump’s mass deportation agenda.
And this from the video explainer:
People get out, there's not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons. Nowhere to go, nowhere to hide.
To quote the brand:
Yes, we really got the Prince of Darkness to drink from 10 cans of our low-calorie Iced Tea. And yes, he actually crushed each can himself. In the process, he left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now own. He even hand-signed each packaging label.
Now, when technology and federal law permits, you’ll be able to replicate Ozzy Osbourne and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future.
It seems that the 10 cans, available at $450 apiece, were promptly sold out.
In a new spot, fronted by newsreader, Phil Gayle, the broadcaster offers its singular take on DEI.
As announced on Instagram:
Designed by academy award-winning filmmaker Wes Anderson, The “SCHREIBERLING,” or for the linguistically unadventurous, “The Scribbler,” has finally arrived!
And this from the product page:
Angular, symmetrical, intricately designed, Wes Anderson films are known for their exquisite style and panache. He is an expert in rendering invented worlds a little more beautiful and satisfying than reality. Yet in terms of artistic ambition, Wes Anderson’s productions go far beyond the purely visual. Beneath the harmonious surfaces lie finely spun tales that grapple with the complexity of human existence: the search for identity, dealing with missed opportunities, questions of integrity and friendship. For Montblanc, Wes Anderson has designed The “SCHREIBERLING” – the “scribbler” – continuing the Montblanc Heritage Collection Rouge et Noir “Baby”, inspired by the legendary “baby” pens of the 1910s and 1920s, the smallest writing instruments of their time. The “SCHREIBERLING” is crafted as a limited edition of just 1,969 pieces to mark the filmmaker’s year of birth. The set includes a fountain pen, a notebook, ink cartridges (green) and a ruler.
Prolific bio writer Gary Brumburgh wrote this about him in his IMDb bio:
Another one of those frustratingly nameless but omnipresent and talented faces of stage, film and TV, chameleon-like player Harris Yulin avoided the severe stereotyping lost to many a prolific actor. Benign, balding and often bearded, Yulin off camera was a stark contrast to the tough, unsympathetic men he presented on camera.
He [was] the possessor of an intriguingly solemn, autocratic-looking mug, and his glowering intensity usually invites suspicion, scorn or skepticism... or all three.
He could always be counted on to play a maniacal genius or the embodiment of white-collar corruption in a career piled with genuinely unsympathetic characters.
Training Day (2001)
- Peanut Butter
From an Instagram post, put out 3 days ago, by a local police department in North Carolina:
BREAKING: Onslow County Deputies Nab offender with "Scaly Intentions"
On Wednesday, May 28, 2025, deputies in Onslow County and officers with NC Wildlife Resources Commission wrangled this prehistoric perp off the pavement today after he was caught loitering near the double yellow line on Old 30 Road. Witnesses say he was just chilling and snapping, clearly ignoring the "no loitering or lounging on roadways" sign.
Pepe the Gator, 350-400 lbs, and almost 10 feet in length, has been cited for Suspicion of Being a Dinosaur Without Proper Papers, Public Loitering with Intent to Sunbathe, and Obstructing Traffic.
Deputies reported no injuries, unless you count his pride when the gator refused to be cuffed.
We’re told the gator has been safely relocated — and no, he didn’t get to ride shotgun.
Excerpts from a report out of Japan:
A Japanese Kick streamer who goes by the name of Zokkunzokkun was arrested on suspicion of violating the prefectural nuisance prevention ordinance. His crime: running around a residential estate in Chiba Prefecture while wearing women’s underwear on his head.
Zokkunzokkun live streamed himself wandering the streets — sometimes running — with panties on his face that covered his nose and mouth. He was also wearing a white gym uniform and red bloomers.
Several viewers, who identified the location, contacted the police, leading to Zokkunzokkun’s arrest. Upon questioning, the Kick streamer admitted to the charge. He told officers he wanted to stir things up and increase the number of viewers on his site. He currently has just over 5,300 followers.
A new spot for UK retailer Currys aimed at customers with accessibility needs, and loaded with the sort of humour that its campaigns are known for.
To be precise, it was “an ongoing issue with a well-known local rooster”. To quote from a Facebook post on Thursday by a local police department in Wyoming:
This morning at approximately 6:18 a.m., the Albany County Sheriff’s Office responded to a disturbance in Rock River involving reports of shots fired. Out of an abundance of caution, Rock River Schools were placed on lockdown to ensure the safety of students and staff.
Upon investigation, it was discovered that the incident stemmed from an ongoing issue with a well-known local rooster that roams the area. The rooster had reportedly taken up residence under a camper trailer and had been loudly “cook-a-doodle-dooing” to the frustration of one resident. Fed up with the early morning wake-up calls, the individual in question allegedly attempted to silence the bird with a shotgun.
Thankfully, no one was injured—rooster included.
Deputies made contact with the individual and discovered he had an outstanding warrant for his arrest, which led to him being taken into custody.
We thank our deputies for their quick and professional response—and as for the rooster, he’s alive and still proudly announcing the sunrise.
The rapper is fronting a campaign for Lipton Ice Tea aimed at consumers in the Netherlands and Belgium. To quote from the press release:
The initiative stems from a revealing consumer insight. According to a recent YouGov study conducted in the Netherlands, 44 percent of consumers say they have been served a different beverage than expected when ordering out. The numbers are even more striking when it comes to iced tea: 81 percent of frequent iced tea drinkers say they automatically associate the term 'ice tea' with Lipton Ice Tea.
Despite Lipton Ice Tea's status as a category leader in Europe and a household name in the U.S., the brand recognized that mistaken drink orders were leaving some consumers disappointed. The 'Ice Tea Insurance' campaign aims to change that by allowing customers who receive the wrong brand of iced tea to submit a claim for a free Lipton Ice Tea.
The campaign is fronted by Ice-T, and it's not just because his name echoes the drink. He rose to fame as the 'Original Gangster' with his 1991 album and became a cultural icon across both music and film. With a legacy rooted in originality, Ice-T is now teaming up with Lipton Ice Tea, the brand that introduced iced tea to millions, to remind people that there is only one original.
The glorious wonder of the outdoors, captured in a mesmerising wordless montage for AllTrails.
To quote from a news report:
A Florida community can breathe easy now that a local rogue known for stalking and attacking residents has been apprehended.
Jimmy, a Muscovy duck, was captured this week in the Cape Coral neighborhood he had held hostage by his acts of terror.
Prior to being caught, Jimmy had attacked multiple people, local news station Fox 4 Now reported earlier this month. Neighborhood resident James Sepulveda described sitting on his porch, “eyes closed,” when he suddenly “felt a jab” on his hand and realized Jimmy had bitten him and drawn blood.
In video footage from the news outlet, Sepulveda can be seen opening his door a crack to see Jimmy standing just outside. The man then says the duck is “waiting” for him.
Jimmy even chased Fox 4 reporter Bella Line while she attempted to report on his misdeeds.
Join the @bidetlity clean butt club now and get your own booty so clean, your fav person can kiss it
That’s from an Instagram post by portable bidet brand Bidetlity, for a recent outdoor campaign centred on a visual double entendre.
Charlie Varrick (1973)
- Trailer torture
Edge of Darkness (1985)
- Plutonium for self-respect
- Time of the Preacher
