The Evolution of Wiping
A new spot for DUDE wipes.
Burger King UK finds a clever way to troll McDonald’s over its Big Arch burger.
An excerpt from a New York Post profile piece of Suzanne Reisman, leader of the Garbage & Rats in NYC walking tour.
Clad in fuzzy, faux rat ears like a bizarro Mouseketeer, the varmint savant takes guests through some of the city’s most rat-infested sites while spilling retch-worthy facts on the critters’ habits, à la a sanitation history lesson meets an urban wildlife safari.
“Rats love to go up to the poop!” she enthused to entranced rodent tourists during a recent tour as she discussed the delicacy of canine excrement.
“They’ll kick through it, find the undigested kibble,” she explained to the curious crowd. “I mean, dog poop is disgusting, but anyway, I do not ever pass by dog poop anymore without thinking, ‘Oh, it’s a rat snack.’”
The piece also quoted a “rat tourist” from Boston who attended a tour:
We saw live rats. We saw a pancake [squashed flat] rat. We saw a guy throwing up in a gutter. It was a very New York experience overall that my kids don’t get to always see in the Massachusetts suburbs.
From France: a new spot for auto repair network Motrio finds unexpected inspiration in classic Westerns.
To quote from a Sky News report:
Politicians have called for a Scotland-wide seagull summit to be held amid warnings someone could be killed.
Former Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross told the nation's parliament during a debate on the issue that people risk losing their lives over the "growing problem" of "nuisance" gulls.
Scots are being left "scared, attacked and traumatised", fellow Tory Rachael Hamilton said as she called for a nationwide summit.
Ms Hamilton said "aggressive" seagulls had attacked seven children in one month last year in Eyemouth, leaving one girl "with gashes to her scalp and blood running down her face".
Agriculture minister Jim Fairlie had already promised to hold a seagull summit in the north of Scotland, but Ms Hamilton, who represents the south of Scotland, said a summit for the whole nation is necessary.
For a long time, investment was only for pros. Now, everyone can ride the investment bull...
From Switzerland: bull references and visuals are at the centre of a new campaign for online financial services group Swissquote.
A social media post on American singer and 1960s teen idol Bobby Sherman, soon after the news of his passing was reported:
Sad to read that #BobbySherman has passed away. He was my 1st TV star boyfriend & I still loved him even though he had the nerve to get married to someone other than me. I was 13...but he could have waited.☺️ Sounds like he was a good guy. Condolences to his family & fans. #RIP..more
As an aside, his first wife divorced him to marry his TV bro David Soul. For the record, I would have never left him for David Soul.
An excerpt from another amusing social media post by the Polk County Sheriff’s office (PCSO) in Florida, of a recent arrest:
The PCSO night shift was just underway, and nobody ever knows what the night holds for them. Especially when there’s a full moon. IYKYK.
Deputy Ford was on patrol in Lakeland near Ariana Street and Plateau Avenue.
That’s when he saw Doug… a man on the go. Or rather, a man who really had to go.
Doug was on the road, watering the weeds without a watering can. His pants were half-down. Unless you’re more of an optimist, then his pants were half-up.
Doug saw Deputy Ford, and Deputy Ford saw more of Doug than he cared to see.
PS: Alongside the report, there’s a comic book style illustration of the crime scene that’s worth checking out
From Australia: a campaign for furniture brand Koala.
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The incident aside, it is the little details of what happened, as well as the manner in which it was reported by the Polk County Sheriff’s office (PCSO) in Florida, that make it very noteworthy:
The following story is kind of like a Polk County version of “Goldilocks and the 3 Bears,” but since there aren’t too many bears in Polk County, we’re just going to work around that in our own way. So, bear with us.
Our story begins at a residence bearing north of the city of Davenport.
The homeowner wasn’t going to be around for a while, so he asked his neighbor to bear the responsibility of watching over the house. That neighbor did a fantastic job too.
One night, the neighbor saw lights going on and off within the house, so he called the homeowner, who in turn contacted the PCSO.
Do you think the deputies found someone inside the house? Well, does a bear sit in the woods?
Deputies went to the residence and found Joe inside, cooking, and he had just finished filling the tub for a bath. We assume the bath temperature was not too hot, nor too cold, but juuuuust right.
Joe identified himself, and admitted that not only did he not have permission to be there, he also had no idea who owned the house.
Joe told deputies that he had gotten in a fight with his wife, and he didn’t want to go home, so he chose to burgle someone else’s home instead. It’s one of those things where you just have to grin and bear it.
There… we made it through the story and you barely even noticed the lack of bears.
A playful campaign from Sipsmith, the Official Gin Sponsor of Wimbledon.
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A proposal mooted by the Florida Attorney General for a detention facility in the middle of the Everglades:
Alligator Alcatraz: the one-stop shop to carry out President Trump’s mass deportation agenda.
And this from the video explainer:
People get out, there's not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons. Nowhere to go, nowhere to hide.
From an outdoor campaign in London:
To quote the brand:
Yes, we really got the Prince of Darkness to drink from 10 cans of our low-calorie Iced Tea. And yes, he actually crushed each can himself. In the process, he left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now own. He even hand-signed each packaging label.
Now, when technology and federal law permits, you’ll be able to replicate Ozzy Osbourne and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future.
It seems that the 10 cans, available at $450 apiece, were promptly sold out.
A heartwarming campaign from UNICEF to spotlight “the global play deficit”.
In a new spot, fronted by newsreader, Phil Gayle, the broadcaster offers its singular take on DEI.
As announced on Instagram:
Designed by academy award-winning filmmaker Wes Anderson, The “SCHREIBERLING,” or for the linguistically unadventurous, “The Scribbler,” has finally arrived!
And this from the product page:
Angular, symmetrical, intricately designed, Wes Anderson films are known for their exquisite style and panache. He is an expert in rendering invented worlds a little more beautiful and satisfying than reality. Yet in terms of artistic ambition, Wes Anderson’s productions go far beyond the purely visual. Beneath the harmonious surfaces lie finely spun tales that grapple with the complexity of human existence: the search for identity, dealing with missed opportunities, questions of integrity and friendship. For Montblanc, Wes Anderson has designed The “SCHREIBERLING” – the “scribbler” – continuing the Montblanc Heritage Collection Rouge et Noir “Baby”, inspired by the legendary “baby” pens of the 1910s and 1920s, the smallest writing instruments of their time. The “SCHREIBERLING” is crafted as a limited edition of just 1,969 pieces to mark the filmmaker’s year of birth. The set includes a fountain pen, a notebook, ink cartridges (green) and a ruler.
From an outdoor campaign for The Economist:
Prolific bio writer Gary Brumburgh wrote this about him in his IMDb bio:
Another one of those frustratingly nameless but omnipresent and talented faces of stage, film and TV, chameleon-like player Harris Yulin avoided the severe stereotyping lost to many a prolific actor. Benign, balding and often bearded, Yulin off camera was a stark contrast to the tough, unsympathetic men he presented on camera.
He [was] the possessor of an intriguingly solemn, autocratic-looking mug, and his glowering intensity usually invites suspicion, scorn or skepticism... or all three.
He could always be counted on to play a maniacal genius or the embodiment of white-collar corruption in a career piled with genuinely unsympathetic characters.
Training Day (2001)
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