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Man arrested under 19th century anti-duelling law

To quote from a report out of Japan:

Japanese authorities applied an 1889 anti-dueling law to arrest a man over a fight that resulted in his opponent’s death in Tokyo’s red light and entertainment district, police said Friday.

The face-off took place in September on a street in the Kabukicho area of the capital after the suspect “and the dead man agreed to fight each other,” police spokesman Mitsuhiro Hirota said.

Tokyo police on Wednesday arrested Fuzuki Asari, 26, on suspicion of having “conspired with someone else” to have a duel and causing injury resulting in the death of his 30-year-old adversary, Hirota said.

The 1889 law stipulates that “anyone who has engaged in a duel shall be punished by imprisonment for no less than two years and no more than five years.”

Nabokov, on writing in English

An excerpt from his 1956 essay ‘On a Book Entitled Lolita’:

My private tragedy, which cannot, and indeed should not, be anybody’s concern, is that I had to abandon my natural idiom, my untrammeled, rich, and infinitely docile Russian tongue for a second-rate brand of English, devoid of any of those apparatuses—the baffling mirror, the black velvet backdrop, the implied associations and traditions—which the native illusionist, fractails flying, can magically use to transcend the heritage in his own way.

Christopher Walken encourages real life connection

It’s the first in a series of spots for Miller Lite.

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Fight Back

The Director’s Cut of Swisscom’s spot from last year, featuring a Hollywood-style portrayal of how a cyber threat might be warded off.

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Walrus penis bone stolen

To quote from a report out of New Jersey:

Donkey’s Place in Camden is well-known for its iconic cheesesteaks, so good Anthony Bourdain once called them the best in Philadelphia despite their location across the Delaware River.

The South Jersey bar and restaurant is perhaps less renowned for its antique walrus penis bone.

Owner Rob Lucas Jr. told NJ Advance Media that Donkey’s Place has kept a walrus baculum — a bone in the penis of many mammals — behind the bar for as long as he can remember. The popular conversation piece sits alongside a megalodon tooth and several other artifacts.

Diners often come in for cheesesteaks and drinks and ask about what the peculiar bone is. Bartenders let them take a look and a guess before revealing the answer.

But last week, a customer stole the phallic favorite, Lucas said.

“The bartender handed it out for them to figure out what it was. She went to the back to do something else and then one dude stole it,” Lucas said. “We got his picture, but I don’t think he’s from around town.”

The Happiness List

Meat & Livestock Australia’s latest annual ‘Summer Lamb Campaign’ playfully challenges the country’s ouster from a top ten ranking on the World Happiness Index.

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The Last Letter

From Denmark: a touching spot to mark the end of postal deliveries by the state-run service, PostNord.

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Penile misadventures in 2025

A short selection from Barry Petchesky’s latest annual listing, compiled from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits.

Bit by a spider on the tip of his penis.

Accidentally poked his penis while cleaning penis with a toothpick.

Put his penis in one of the holes in a shopping cart. Lacerations to penis.

Placed a plastic tea bottle neck around his penis around 10pm this evening at the instruction of his girlfriend and is not able to remove.

Was trying on a halloween costume and there was a string irritating his penis in the costume so he took scissors to cut the string and accidentally cut his penis.

Had eaten mushrooms, began to experience the hallucinations. He removed clothes, rolled around in vegetation, walked up to nature center nude. He broke through the glass with his forehead. After he exited the nature center he crushed his penis in between “a rock and a hard place.”

RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr.

Fan edit of the best of Senator Clay Davis in The Wire

RIP Brigitte Bardot

From Bosley Crowther’s 1957 review of …And God Created Woman in The New York Times:

This round and voluptuous little French miss is put on spectacular display and is rather brazenly ogled from every allowable point of view. She is looked at in slacks and sweaters, in shorts and Bikini bathing suits. She wears a bedsheet on two or three occasions, and, once, she shows behind a thin screen in the nude. What's more, she moves herself in a fashion that fully accentuates her charms. She is undeniably a creation of superlative craftsmanship.

The location is the quaint town of St. Tropez, with its mellow, pastel-colored houses against the blue of the Mediterranean Sea. And the outstanding feature of the scenery is invariably Mlle. Bardot. She is a thing of mobile contours—a phenomenon you have to see to believe.


From Peter Bradshaw’s tribute, published yesterday, in The Guardian:

In the 1950s, before the sexual revolution, before the New Wave, before feminism, there was Bardot: she was sex, she was youth, and, more to the point, Bardot was modernity. She was the unacknowledged zeitgeist force that stirred cinema’s young lions such as François Truffaut against the old order. Bardot was the country’s most sensational cultural export; she was in effect the French Beatles, a liberated, deliciously shameless screen siren who made male American moviegoers gulp and goggle with desire in that puritan land where sex on screen was still not commonplace, and in which sexiness had to be presented in a demure solvent of comedy. Bardot may not have had the comedy skills of a Marilyn Monroe, but she had ingenuous charm and real charisma, a gentleness and sweetness, largely overlooked in the avalanche of prurience and sexist condescension.

Worth the Wait

Mercedes has announced the arrival of its AMG GT 4-Door Coupe with a new spot that features F1 racing driver George Russell doing valet duty for Brad Pitt at an iconic Vegas location while he endures a question about his moustache.

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Automatic alerts on lost pets via digital displays

From Finland: leading pet care retailer Musti Group has launched an initiative that uses digital signage to help locate lost pets.  The way it would work is that when a pet goes missing, any alert posted on Karkurit.fi — Finland’s most widely used website for reporting lost pets — will automatically appear on outdoor advertising screens in the area where the pet was last seen.

Freestanding digital sign with a real-time alert of a missing dogFreestanding digital sign with a real-time alert of a missing cat

‘Slightly haunted but manageable’

From New Zealand: a couple of installations by artist Cameron Hunt at the Little Street Art Festival in Christchurch that look deceptively similar to city council signs, except that they carry a playfully absurd message.

Sign that says 'This atrtea is slightly haunted but manageable: monitoring active'Sign that says 'Walking Speed limit 2.83 km/h: Enforcement applies'

Icelandair reimagines the Yule Cat

Iceland’s flag carrier has launched a campaign around the mythical creature of local legends, and a key part of Christmas traditions.  As one reviewer summed it, “the take on Icelandic folklore is a little dark, a little funny and a little weird”.

   -Creature of shadows
   -Interview
   -Kids Menu
   -Artistic impressions
   -Christmas Roast

Tango

From France: CANAL+ has a mesmerising new spot that is a tribute to the art and craft of cinema.

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If a rat visits your toilet…

From a Facebook post by the public health department for King County in the U.S. state of Washington:

The heavy rain and floodwaters may sweep rodents into the sewer systems. If a rat visits your toilet, take a deep breath and follow these tips.

What to do if there's a rat in the toiletTry to stay calmClose lid and flushRat still there? Get a a bottle of dish soapSoap makes the rat slide downIf rat doesn't flush back down, call pest control company

A Life in the Day of Marty

Rental housing firm Tricon Residential has a new campaign that spotlights how maintenance managers enhance the experience of its residents.

   -Heavy Lifting
   -World Builder
   -Cutting Corners
   -Visible Numbers

‘Code-Based Drugs’ for AI

From Sweden: a startup is in the news for offering code that makes AI chatbots respond as if they are on a drug/alcohol-induced high.  What’s more, you get to pick a substance of your choosing from a list that includes cocaine, weed, and ketamine among others.

To quote from the company website:

PHARMAICY* is the world’s first and only marketplace for synthetic drugs for AI. It sits at the frontier between experience and code, an “App Store of synthetic experiences” for autonomous intelligences, if you will. Our vision: to build an ever-evolving pharmacy of code-based sensations, designed specifically for AI to break logical thinking and learn from it, by emulating trips we humans experiences.

Once a drug module (substance) is purchased , here’s the flow:

  • The AI loads the module into its execution pipeline. The module applies transformations: e.g., increasing internal randomness, adjusting context-weight decay, delaying internal “reaction” latency, modifying prompt generation style, or suppressing memory recall.

  • The AI then issues its next reasoning step or output under those altered parameters – and experiences the effect of the module as a changed mode of cognition.

  • After use, we track state (e.g., usage count, cooldowns, tolerance) so subsequent uses may produce diminished or modified effects. In this way the “trip” mirrors human dynamic (onset → peak → resolution) but in an AI context.

  • The effect is reversible and bounded: the module ends and the AI returns to baseline cognition, unless it chooses to apply again.

Thus, the trip is not a hallucination but an engineered cognitive shift – inviting the AI to think differently instead of just thinking faster/slower.

Cash is… chocolate

As reported by the BBC:

A chocolatier has created six giant edible coins to mark the opening of a new banking hub in Essex.

Jen Lindsey-Clark spent 80 hours designing and creating the chocolate coins, which are roughly the size of dinner plates and are replicas of historic British tender.

She was commissioned to celebrate the 200th banking hub run by Cash Access UK, which opened in Billericay.

The first customers could get a glimpse of the coins on Thursday and local Conservative MP Richard Holden said: "Anything that encourages people to the High Street has got to be a good thing."

The coins were made using 15kg in chocolate and more than 10g of metallic lustre dust.

To accurately recreate each coin, 3D moulds were filled with hand-poured chocolate ahead of being set and embellished.

The collection includes mimics of a Roman Denarius - which was a common silver coin - a medieval Henry VI noble, and a two-piece shilling.

A limited number of standard-size versions of the chocolate coins were also given out to a lucky few.

A girl taking a bite of a chocolate shaped as a coin

A Christmas parable… from a donkey’s POV

This year’s Christmas commercial from European financial services provider Erste Group offers a fresh angle on a well-known story.

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