Alcohol-free Snacks

“Sorry, but snacks have never had any alcohol.”

“Neither have they been advertised like this in January.”

That exchange is at the heart of a hilarious new spot for Walkers crisps, that takes its inspiration from Dry January.

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Divorce sought as ‘wife talks too much’

Excerpts from a news report out of India:

A man has sought divorce from his wife on the grounds that she talks too much.

The man who hails from Bhopal works in a private firm whereas his wife runs a beauty parlour. Everything was normal and their marriage life was going smoothly. The man and his family members however, felt that the woman talked too much, which they disliked. 

The man also complained that she gave her opinion without asking. And due to this, the disputes started between the two. 

Tale of a ‘dazed and confused’ failed robber

To quote from a police report out of Ontario, Canada:

On December 18, 2024 at 12:30 p.m. Hamilton Police responded to BMO bank located at 375 Upper Paradise Road for a robbery.

Investigators learned a lone, male suspect arrived at the financial institution on a bicycle, leaving the bike outside by the building. Entering the business, the suspect approached a bank teller, passed a note demanding cash and verbally threatened the employee while motioning they were in possession of a weapon. The suspect was confronted by other employees in the bank and the suspect fled empty handed.

Upon exiting BMO bank, the suspect returned to his bicycle location only to discover a fellow delinquent had stolen his bike. The dazed and confused male then kicked their legs in high gear and escaped north on Upper Paradise Road…. on foot.