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RIP Gene Hackman

From Peter Bradshaw’s tribute in The Guardian:

He was the character actor who was really a star; in fact the star of every scene he was in – that tough, wised-up, intelligent but unhandsome face perpetually on the verge of coolly unconcerned derision, or creased in a heartbreakingly fatherly, pained smile. He wasn’t gorgeous like Redford or dangerously sexy like Nicholson, or even puckish like Hoffman; Hackman was normal, but his normality was steroidally supercharged. His hair was of its age: frizzy, with evident male-pattern baldness. You really don’t get star haircuts like that any more.


A very short selection of scenes to treasure:

Mississippi Burning (1988)
   -Razor wielding scene
   -‘Wringing necks’ scene

The Firm (1993)
   -‘People grieve in different ways’

Get Shorty (1995)
   -‘Use your imagination’

Pepperoni pizza flavoured soda

It’s a limited edition offering from low sugar soda brand Perfy. And the way it’s being promoted is pretty much as bewildering as the idea itself.  To quote from the website:

Remember walking into your favorite pizzeria? Quarters for the arcade, infamous red plastic cups, bells ringing for your order, trading tickets for prizes. These moments weren't just about pizza—they were about family, friendship, and happiness.

We've captured that magic in every can. Where each slice is transformed into a lightly carbonated love letter to our childhood.

So go ahead. Sip, savor, and make new memories. After all, who says you can't DRINK MORE PIZZA?

Pepperoni pizza flavoured soda

Italian Adventure

From Brazil: a new spot for fintech bank Nubank’s premium Ultravioleta card gives you plenty of reasons to visit Italy.

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RIP Roberta Flack

Killing Me Softly With His Song

Ramen restaurant puts bounty on negative reviewers

To quote from a report out of Japan:

TOYOJIRO, a Jiro-style ramen restaurant in Kyoto ranked second on the city’s ramen database, has come under scrutiny for placing a bounty on customers’ heads simply because they left low-rated reviews. Sounds shocking, right? Let’s take a closer look at the events that led to such an extreme response.

It all began when two individuals dined at TOYOJIRO’s Kyoto-based outlet. After leaving, one of them posted a one-star review, criticizing the store’s customer service and the quality of the food. Up to this point, everything seemed normal—negative reviews are a common occurrence. However, what happened next was anything but ordinary.

The restaurant did not take the criticism lightly. In response to the review, they posted a threatening message: “If you write a stupid review, we’ll find you. We’ll beat you up.” They escalated further by publishing photos of the customers and offering a cash reward to anyone who could provide information on their whereabouts.

“I saw your post, and you seem a bit weird. We try not to treat people like you as customers, so it’s fine. But you should probably avoid eating out. Someday, someone like you will get screwed. I don’t care—just come directly, and I’ll deal with you. We run a planned business, so if you get in our way, we’ll get in the way of yours too,” the store wrote.

On their Instagram (@toyojiro.toyota), the restaurant posted a story offering a reward of 100,000 yen per reviewer to anyone who could provide their personal details, track them down, or take action against them. The shop made it clear that this “manhunt” would continue until both individuals returned to the restaurant, had another meal, and wrote a positive review with a photo.

Love is in the air…

But not quite in the way that you may imagine, in this 90 second spot for British Airways that ends up being less about love (or even British Airways for that matter).

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IKEA’s giveaway to responsive insomniacs

I’ll let this report explain:

“u up?”

That’s what IKEA [Canada] asked sleepy scrollers late on Friday night as they slid into their DMs (direct messages). The short and sweet message sent in the middle of the night surprised unsuspecting Canadians in a contextual social stunt to promote a dreamy deal on IKEA mattresses.

As the mattress space has become increasingly competitive, with challenger brands vying for audiences’ attention, IKEA went directly to those who need them most: sleepless Canadians – in the middle of the night.

Sliding into DMs between 10 pm ET and 5 am the next morning, Canadians who were still awake and playful enough to respond were surprised with a free mattress.

Face cream… inspired by salad dressing

To quote from a report out of UK:

After the iconic return of its beloved Creamy Salad Dressing to the sauce station, Nando’s is taking things to the next level with a bold and quirky launch: the Extra Creamy Face Cream. Steering from typical beauty products, Nando’s moisturiser is infused with the unique flavours of garlic and black pepper, giving your skin a zingy boost.

This innovative skincare creation is inspired from Nando’s famous Creamy Salad Dressing, turning it into a rejuvenating face cream – a fun concept with health benefits too. The garlic offers anti-ageing, anti-fungal, and skin-smoothing qualities – what’s not to love!

Gulf of whatever you like

I’ll let this Huffington Post report explain:

While Google and Apple’s mapping services have complied with President Donald Trump’s executive order to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the “Gulf of America,” MapQuest is holding its ground.

The company ― which calls itself “the OG of online mapping” on BlueSky ― has refused to make the change. “Our maps are like grandma’s Thanksgiving recipes — once they’re printed, they’re not changing. The Gulf of Mexico stays put on MapQuest,” it announced last month.

And it’s now offering other critics a way to push back on Trump’s demand.

MapQuest last week introduced the “Gulf Map Generator,” which allows users to rename the body of water themselves.

The tool quickly got used for trolling Trump, with users rebranding it as the “Gulf of Obama,” the “Gulf of Joe Biden,” the “Gulf of Insecurity” and more.

Feel the Löf

Swedish coffee brand Löfbergs has announced its ambitions for the UK market with a spot to make coffee lovers drool.  To quote one of the creative people behind it:

Move over Food Porn, here comes Coffee Romance. ‘Feel the Lof’ is about rekindling our emotional connection with coffee, making every cup a delicious experience.  This is a campaign that indulges in the sensory pleasure of coffee, celebrating the ritual, the aroma, and the moment of pure enjoyment.


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The Power of Axe

A series of spots for the new Axe Fine Fragrance Collection.

   -Baby
   -Bear
   -Dog

Fancy a garlic sauce bath bomb?

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, pizza chain Papa Johns announced a limited-edition bath bomb inspired by its signature Special Garlic Dipping Sauce. To quote one of the creative teams behind the idea;

What started as a wild internet theory—“It would cost $475 to bathe in Papa Johns garlic sauce... theoretically”—just became reality.

We partnered with Papa Johns to turn social media’s most unhinged dreams into something you can actually soak in. Because when fans speak, we listen—especially when they’re calculating the cost of a garlic bath.

What’s more, the strangeness of the idea was topped by a video released by the brand on social media.

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World Dump Day

That’s how sustainable toilet paper brand, Who Gives a Crap, marked Valentine’s Day this year, “encouraging people to dump sh*tuationships that no longer serve them”.  To quote from the press release:

According to new research from the eco-friendly toilet paper brand Who Gives A Crap, 42% of Americans state the primary difficulty in breaking up is not wanting to hurt their partner’s feelings while nearly 1-in-5 (17%) don’t know the right words to say.

As a result, Who Gives A Crap is offering a one day only breakup service on February 13, World Dump Day, to help people end crappy relationships with a thoughtful, human touch – and a bit of humor. Participants can enlist the help of Who Gives A Crap by sharing details of their situationship before February 13, then the brand’s expert dumpers will draft personalized break up messages to clear the romantic clog.

As the experts in “letting go,” the brand is particularly encouraging people to dump the sh*tuationships that no longer serve them. According to the research, only 1-in-3 people in casual situationships report feeling content with their relationship status. Across all relationship types, 1-in-3 people (34%) reported prolonging past breakups for up to three months.

Because people find it difficult to know what to say in a breakup, and with the increased use of artificial intelligence leaking into every facet of life, it’s no surprise that 25% of Americans would consider using AI to help craft a message.

However, nearly half (46.5%) of Americans say they’d be offended to find out a partner or potential date used AI to communicate with them. People’s aversion to receiving AI messages, coupled with the environmental impact of the technology, makes the World Dump Day breakup service a timely solution for those rethinking their relationships ahead of Valentine’s Day.


World Dump Day

KFC’s ‘doubliminal’ messaging

A series of AI-infused spots for KFC that are described by one of the creative teams behind them as “weird and wonderful films using a no-holds-barred combo of filming, animating and generating”.  To put it in the words of the brand manager at KFC UKI:

Using ‘doubliminal’ messaging, we’re altering people's perspective on the world, so that whenever they see any mundane ‘double’ objects out in the wild, they immediately think of the Zinger Double Down.


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Illinois Governor marvellously trolls Trump

The world’s finest geographers, experts who study the Earth’s natural environment, have concluded a decades long council and determined that a Great Lake deserves to be named after a great state. So today I’m issuing a proclamation declaring that hereinafter, Lake Michigan shall be known as Lake Illinois. The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change.

In addition, the recent announcement that to protect the homeland, the United States will be purchasing Greenland. Illinois will now be annexing Green Bay to protect itself against enemies, foreign and domestic.


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Jeep makes ‘Ford’ happy

That wordplay makes for a cheeky closing line in this spot for Jeep starring Harrison Ford.

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Beavers save Czech govt. $1.2m

To quote from an AFP report featured on The Guardian website:

Beavers have saved Czech taxpayers $1.2m (£1m) by flooding a protected former army training site where a long-stalled dam was planned.

Officials had hoped to build a barrier to shield the Klabava River and its population of critically endangered crayfish from sediment and acidic water spilling over from two nearby ponds. As a bonus it would turn a part of this protected area south of the capital, Prague, into a nature-rich wetland.

First drafted in 2018, the project had a building permit but was delayed by negotiations over the land, long used by the military as training grounds. Yet before the excavators got the green light to begin digging, the herbivorous rodents set to work building a dam of their own.

Bohumil Fišer from the Czech Nature Conservation Agency told AFP: “They built a wetland with pools and canals. The area is roughly twice larger than planned.”

The beaver family then moved on to a gulley encircling the ponds, in which the conservationists wanted to build little dams to allow overspill that would help flood the area.

Among nature’s great engineers, beavers have long been championed by environmentalists for their ability to protect against flooding, improve water quality and boost wildlife.

So far the beavers have built at least four dams in the gulley and are working on more.

‘Name a turd after a turd’

In the increasing list of unusual Valentine’s Day promotions by North American zoos, aimed at those who struggle to cope with breakups, here’s one by Memphis Zoo.  A $10 donation to the zoo gets you a digital thank-you card and “a stinky video of an elephant poop hitting the pile” to share with your ex (or anyone else that you hate).  This is how it explains the idea:

Got someone who deserves a stinkin’ surprise? Maybe it's your annoying neighbor, overbearing mother-in-law, your ex, or that coworker who still gives you nightmares. This Valentine’s, let an elephant do the talking and name a turd after a turd!


Name a turd after a turd

The Perils of a Blind Date

What’s the most awkward blind date scenario that you can imagine?  Chances are that it may still be hard to beat what has been conjured by the creative minds behind this new spot for the current account switch service from Pay.UK.

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A Car Plant with a Poop Problem

An alleged memo to employees at a Stellantis engine plant in Indiana was making news last week.  To quote:

Is it unfortunate for us all to have to deal with an employee(s) that continues to create situations that are both unsanitary and certainly disturbing. Wiping feces on the bathroom walls, the disability handle bars, door latches, sinks handles, and the piles being left on the floor does nothing other than subject our facility and SBM teams to potentially dangerous biohazards that are completely avoidable. NOTHING. So, it begs the question for us to ask “WHY?” What is it accomplishing to perform such careless and disgusting act?

Effective immediately, SBM has been directed not to cleanup after such events. With the exception being the front locker rooms, each bathroom found in this grotesque state, will be immediately locked and taken out of service until further notice. There will be folks that have some complaints and concerns about this process, but we will no longer ask our SBM staff to clean up these types of events until a detailed investigation is complete. If needed, alternate methods may be used to help pinpoint the culprit.


Whatever you think about the authenticity of the  memo and, if authentic, the  strategy laid out, various news reports have confirmed this statement from the company:

Stellantis is committed to providing a safe and healthy work environment for its employees. The Company is currently investigating disturbing incidents at its Kokomo Engine Plant that have left bathroom facilities in an unsanitary condition. While the investigation is ongoing, the plant will ensure that bathroom facilities are regularly cleaned and sanitized and remain accessible to employees. Those responsible for these intentional acts will be held accountable.


Also of note is this ‘appeal’ excerpted from a report on The Autopian website:

If the shit-smearer is actually reading this right now, please, buddy, you need to reconsider pretty much everything. I’m not sure what’s going on in your life to lead you to think smearing shit all over everything is an answer, but I’m pretty certain it’s not.

You may have valid concerns, but if there’s ever been a situation where smearing shit all over something has solved it – outside of a mushroom farm – I’m not aware of what that may be. Someone may have wronged the shit-smearer at some point, but I’m pretty sure all of the other workers just trying to build Jeep engines don’t deserve to have to deal with this human-shit.

Trump’s thoughts on air traffic control

From his remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast, with reference to the recent mid-air collision over Washington DC:

We should have had the proper control.  We should have had better equipment.  We don’t.  We have obsolete equipment.  They were understaffed, for whatever reason.  I guess the helicopter was high, and we’ll find out exactly what happened.  But the odds, even if you had nothing — if you had nobody, the odds of that happening are extremely small.

It’s like, did you ever see — you go to a driving range in golf and you’re hitting balls, hundreds of balls, thousands of hours.  I never see a ball hit another ball.  Balls going up all over the place.  You never see them hit.

It was amazing that that could happen.  There was a lot of mistakes made, and it should have never happened.  But regardless of that, it’s amazing that it happened.

And I think that’s going to be used for good.  I think what is going to happen is we’re all going to sit down and do a great computerized system for our control towers, brand-new — not pieced together, obsolete, like it is — land-based — trying to hook up a land-based system to a satellite system.

And the first thing that some experts told me when this happened is you can’t hook up land to satellites, and you can’t hook up satellites to land.  It doesn’t work.  And we spent billions and billions of dollars trying to renovate an old, broken system, instead of just saying, “Cut it loose, and let’s spend less money and build a great system.”  Done by two or three companies — very s- — good companies, specialists.  That’s all it is.

They used 39 companies.  That means that 39 different hookups have to happen.  And I don’t know how many people of you are good in terms of all of the kind of things necessary for that — and it’s very complex stuff — but when you have 39 different companies working on hooking up different cities and different people — you need one company with one set of equipment.

And there are some countries that have unbelievable air controller systems, and they would have — bells would have gone off when that helicopter literally even hit the same height, because it traveled a long distance before it hit.  It was just like — just wouldn’t stop — you follow the line.  But bells and whistles would have gone off.  They have them where it actually could virtually turn the thing around.  It would have just never happened if we had the right equipment.

And one of the things that’s going to be — I’m going to be speaking to John and to Mike and to Chuck and to everybody.  We have to get together and just — as a single bill, just pass where we get the — the best control system.

When I land in my plane, privately, I use a system from another country, because my captain tells me — I’m landing in New York, and I’m using — I won’t tell you what country, but I use a system from another country, because the captain says, “This thing is so bad.  It’s so obsolete.”  And we can’t have that.

So, we’re going to have the best system and it’s a lot of money, but it’s not that much money.  And it’ll happen fast, and it’ll be done by total professionals.  And when it’s done, you’re not going to have accidents.  It’s just not — they’re not — they’re virtually not possible to have.

The Other David

David Beckham and Matt Damon share great chemistry in this delightful new spot for Stella Artois that is expected to extend into a longer campaign.  Oh, and in an inspired bit of writing, it introduces us to a new yardstick for being famous.

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When you don’t understand what you’re being asked

On Tuesday, at the ‘Riviera’ press conference, Donald Trump had this is to say to a question about his plans for Afghanistan, asked by Nazira Karimi, US-based Afghan journalist:

I have a little hard time understanding you…. actually, it's a beautiful voice and a beautiful accent. The only… the only problem is I can’t understand a word you're saying. But… but I just say this: good luck. Live in peace.


PS: Not a perfect comparison but it sort of reminded me of the disarming candour of  Bill Duke’s DEA officer in Steven Soderbergh’s 1999 movie The Limey

Moustaches take centre stage

It seems to be a time for moustaches to be alive and doing odd stuff.

In a spot for Pringles, moustaches take flight at the sound of a makeshift wind instrument.

In a spot for Dollar Shave Club, an outraged moustache confronts its ‘ex’.

How Tariffs Work

As portrayed and shared by Bruce MacKinnon, editorial cartoonist at The Chronicle Herald, Halifax, Canada:

I drew this last November 26th knowing full well no self-respecting family newspaper in the country would be likely to print it. I was right. But given the events of this weekend, I’m gonna to let ‘er rip anyway.

How Tariffs Work

‘Uncles’ wanted… to destroy Valentine’s Day

From India: after conjuring a time-travel hack to “erase” Valentine’s Day last year, this year the creative minds at chocolate brand Cadbury 5 Star have a new plan to  play spoilsport.

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NHS Wales: Odd Emergency Calls in 2024

A selection of transcripts released by the Welsh Ambulance Service, of “inappropriate calls” made to the 999 service in 2024:

Operator: Tell me exactly what’s happened.
Caller: I’m locked out of the house and I’m trying to get in.
Operator: So, what’s the reason for the ambulance?
Caller: I’m cold and I’m trying to get into the house.
Operator: OK, so you’re cold?
Caller: Yeah.

Operator: Tell me exactly what’s happened.
Caller: I stuck my finger in a plug socket, and I felt no effect but I’m ruling out if I electrocuted myself.
Operator: In a plug socket?
Caller: By accident, without thinking. And I’m worried that I could be electrocuted.

Operator: Is the patient awake?
Caller: Yeah, it’s an alligator.
Operator: Pardon?
Caller: It’s a pet alligator. It’s got loose and I’m scared to death. I don’t like it. I do not like it. I think it’s under the sofa.
Operator: Right, OK, we won’t be able to send an ambulance for an alligator that’s escaped.
Caller: Right, so unless I get bit?
Operator: Unfortunately, we can’t send an ambulance for an alligator. Perhaps you can ring your vet?

Operator: Ambulance service, what’s the full address of the emergency?
Caller: It don’t matter, I’ve just got a question, a general question, mate. My GP refuses to give me sleeping pills. How do I get hold of sleeping pills to sleep?

Lava lovers gone berserk

An over-the-top spot for Reese’s chocolate lava cups.

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Your bum can save the planet

That’s the message from ticketing app Trainline in a wacky new spot that is packed with wonky visuals, brazen bum shots, and cheeky assertions (“Crack net zero with that jiggly climate hero”).

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